Monday, June 26, 2006

I am specifically trying to not make out with someone

This caught me by surprise when I found out, but it's true. My tip-off was my lunch. I didn't realize when I was putting it together but I have crafted a meal that is almost exactly the opposite of Ton-Loc's funky cold medina.

Read and Understand.

How to make breath like ass, a lunch by Nick Garner;

Sandwich
  • Roast Beef
  • Horse Radish
  • Swiss Cheese
  • Coleslaw
  • Red onion
Sides
  • Salt and Pepper Chips
  • Pickle
(It is important to note that this sandwich is not even very good.)

UPDATE: Today (Tuesday, June 27th) I made a substitute of humus in for the coleslaw and horse radish. It was way more palatable without being any less offensive for my breath!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

I have been assimilated


This is what a section of my task bar looks like for almost the whole day.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Lunch Amok

It's been nearly two weeks since I've gone to the trouble of bringing lunch to work. A difficult two weeks; the result being that I've felt a bit like a money sieve .

Today's at work lunch expedition traveled to the local Panera Bread. I've done a complete 180 on Panera since my first experience. At first glance the food seemed healthy enough, the service was speedy and the decor was corporate comfortable. I admired the simplicity and speed of the ordering/pickup system, which uses a number of vibrating coasters to notify patrons when their food is ready.

The problem is that if you look too closely at any sandwich from Panera you will find a Big Mac. The only difference is that at Panera everything tastes like I'm taking hits off a NutraSweet hookah. Eating there gives me exactly the same feeling that I get from eating at a place like Wendy's. It's the feeling where you feel only semi-necessary to the digestive process; as if most of the work's already been done for you.

I'm not saying I'm a glutton for digestive exercise, that I'd prefer to grind the grain with my own teeth and bake the bread in my stomach, but at fast food restaurants I barely feel involved. The food seems to feel the same way. It doesn't even stick around in my system long enough to leave any nutrients behind. It's all: "Yo dude, I am out. I got a thing to do."

Bottom Line: Panera Sucks and I've got to get back to bringing my own lunch. The satisfaction of being lunch-self-reliant is tangible, and I miss it. Right now I'm giving up that feeling and replacing it with the feeling of eating diet-flavored laxatives.

That's a load.