A special Link

My disappointment to find this was already taken is deeply soothed by the fact that this is exactly what I had in mind for the site anyway.

Thread bare

Sarah made a noteable picture this week, but at the time everyone was really excited about talking about dicks. Let's enjoy this great picture by making some more dick comments!

Discovering a New Terror

Joe helped me work through some issues I had while making breakfast today.

[10:32] me: I almost spilled some oatmeal today
[10:32] me: i was gonna[sic] blog about that
[10:32] joe: yeah i hate that
[10:32] joe: it looks like you threw up
[10:32] joe: and it's unpleasant to clean
[10:33] me: I was alot more afraid of spilling the oatmeal than I expected to be
[10:33] me: looking back on the event
[10:34] joe: you unconsciously knew what a bitch it is to clean
[10:34] joe: do you have carpet?
[10:34] me: yeah, my heart was in my chest[sic]*

*Throat


I am way more afraid of spilling oatmeal than I would have guessed. I think that's a good reaction though. My fear heightened my ability to cope with the situation and no oatmeal was spilled. I was saved what would have been a 15 minute clean up time.

Thanks body!

Sarah Can't Believe She's Doing This

Can anyone say hard hitting opinions and huge block paragraphs? Not one to cater to the faint of heart: Sarah today decided to start her own damn blog.

According to the title of her periodical no one is more surprised by this than she is.

It's MEAT!

UPDATE: My lunch lacks meat. So eating a dick actually might have helped. I'm sorry blogosphere, I didn't mean to preemptively censure your good advice.

A Lunch that makes you want to eat lunch again

This week I fell in with Mikix's plan for bagged lunches. The following is involved:

• 1 banana
• 5 Organic "Ritz" Crackers
• 1 handful of Baby Carrots
• 1 Stonyfield Lowfat Yogurt
• 1 Granola Bar
• 1 Apple (thanks for the reminder mike)
  

Rather surprisingly this is, in fact, a filling lunch. Rather unsurprisingly it is bland as butter and makes me want to eat a big bag of Doritos as soon as I've finished. I am hilariously reluctant to mess with this system, for no reason I can put my finger on, but it's clear to me that something is going to have to change.

Comments would be welcome, but try not to tell me to eat a dick. This is what I hope to come to expect from my readership.