A Lunch that makes you want to eat lunch again

This week I fell in with Mikix's plan for bagged lunches. The following is involved:

• 1 banana
• 5 Organic "Ritz" Crackers
• 1 handful of Baby Carrots
• 1 Stonyfield Lowfat Yogurt
• 1 Granola Bar
• 1 Apple (thanks for the reminder mike)
  

Rather surprisingly this is, in fact, a filling lunch. Rather unsurprisingly it is bland as butter and makes me want to eat a big bag of Doritos as soon as I've finished. I am hilariously reluctant to mess with this system, for no reason I can put my finger on, but it's clear to me that something is going to have to change.

Comments would be welcome, but try not to tell me to eat a dick. This is what I hope to come to expect from my readership.