Thanksgiving Post Moratorium

I'd like to thank all of this blog's editors for their strict compliance with our unwritten policy of avoiding Thanksgiving-related food postings. A touching act displaying this community's intense solidarity with the conquered indigenous American people.

Kanien’Kahake.

Editor Bonanza

Two Dumps has acquired some fresh new talent!

We've also got a bold new strategy to match and we couldn't be happier. The new plan is to actually make blog posts. This is in direct contrast to our previous plan which centered around allowing the domain to sit dormant for up to, and over, a year.

Please welcome to the blog:

A) Ms. Margaret Price of Arlington, Massachusetts (at this hour disposed sadly thumbing through an issue of a weapons catalog).

B) Mr Joseph Hebert of Somewhere in Connecticut USA (without peer at all hours, regardless of how he might be occupied).

Welcome them in the manner most befitting the occasion. Which, according to blog ritual, seems to be dick jokes in the comments section.

It's also worth noting that we're taking submissions for new hackergotchi for use over at Planet Mikix.

Soup du nuit

Last night, Bin made some soup. It seems she put tea leaves in the soup because she heard it would help the stew beef tenderize faster, but she didn't mention it to me. I didn't sleep well and woke up like 6 times that night. I couldn't figure out what was keeping me up.

When I got up for work, she asked me, "Did you sleep well?"

"No."

"Me either. I think it's because of the tea leaves I put in the soup."

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