I am specifically trying to not make out with someone

This caught me by surprise when I found out, but it's true. My tip-off was my lunch. I didn't realize when I was putting it together but I have crafted a meal that is almost exactly the opposite of Ton-Loc's funky cold medina.

Read and Understand.

How to make breath like ass, a lunch by Nick Garner;

Sandwich

• Roast Beef
• Horse Radish
• Swiss Cheese
• Coleslaw
• Red onion
  

Sides

• Salt and Pepper Chips
• Pickle

(It is important to note that this sandwich is not even very good.)

UPDATE: Today (Tuesday, June 27th) I made a substitute of humus in for the coleslaw and horse radish. It was way more palatable without being any less offensive for my breath!