Monday, July 13, 2009

Give me back my bread!

I made a loaf of bread in my breadmaker, but it refused to dislodge itself from the pan. After much violent shaking, the loaf finally thunked onto the table. The breadmaker crankle that kneads the dough was missing; it was inside the loaf.

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BTW, post title should be read a la Mel Gibson in Ransom "Give me back my son"

1 comment:

  1. You're supposed to take out the knob, then pat the sides of it to loosen the bread. It should come right out assuming you don't forget to take the knob out...

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