Stir Fried Robot

I admit, I've only tried this with Merrin Robotics Model WVG-3, but I think it would be good with just about any authentic Merrin maintenance bot.

Ingredients:

Merrin WVG-3 Maintenance Bot (or any Merrin bot)

1 cans WD-40

1 sticks cinnamon, ground (cassia variety is fine)

1 head bok choy (napa cabbage is OK, too, maybe even better)

2 carrots, grated

salt

Hong Kong style stir fry noodles

Cooking:

1. First, pull off the bot's solar panel and rip out the battery underneath. Tear off any wires that got yanked and put them in a glass bowl.
2. Remove all the bronze plating and store it somewhere; you can sell it later
3. De-bolt and de-wire: carefully remove all bolts with your screwdriver set, and yank out any wires you come across on the way. Put them into the glass bowl
4. Cut all pieces of the bot into thin strips with your diamond cleaver
5. Mix your Hong Kong style noodles into the glass bowl with the wires
6. Heat up some WD-40 in your wok and add some of the cinnamon
7. Put in the bot strips, cook until brown
8. Add the bok choy and carrots; stir fry 3 minutes
9. Turn the heat up to high and add the noodles and wires. Stir fry about 2-3 more minutes.
10. Add some salt and more cinnamon to taste. Soy sauce could be added, too, but is optional.

Done! Serves one.